me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    ...
    me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

amoying:

sluttyoliveoil:

what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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